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I'll Accept With Poise and Grace When They Draw My Name From the Lottery - Game Preview and Thread, Jays at Phils

Jordan Bastian has a great story in his game preview about life as a rookie (hence the above picture of Litsch, today's starter)  that I can't help but co-opt :

Roy Halladay headed over to the snack cart and reached into the bucket of gum to grab a few pieces. As he walked away, Doc accidentally dumped the entire bucket and its hundreds of Double Bubble pieces all over the ground. Without as much as a flinch, Doc kept walking and left the mess in front of the clubhouse exit.

Not 10 seconds later, rook Travis Snider heads over and gets on hands and knees and begins picking up all the gum, completely knowing his role. As he was reaching under the cart to retrieve every last piece, Doc walked by and had the biggest grin you've ever seen the guy have.

"You're all over it, Snider," Halladay said with a laugh as he headed out to the field.

"It's a good start to the day," said Snider to the group of us reporters standing there enjoying the whole scene. "I got Doc on my side."

Between that and forcing Brett Cecil to wake up earlier, Doc is on a hazing roll this week.  What I find most hilarious is that in neither story does Doc have to say a word to have his will done. 

Anyway, Rod Barajas is back in camp after Mexico's elimination from the WBC, just in time for Arencibia and Jeroloman to be sent down.  Scott Downs threw for the first time today, in a minor-league intersquad game, great news, and Wells is hoping to get into a Grapefruit League game this weekend.  Here are lineups for today:

BLUE JAYS
Russ Adams, LF
Jose Bautista, SS
Jason Lane, CF
Kevin Millar, 1B
Scott Rolen, 3B
Travis Snider, RF
Michael Barrett, C
Brad Emaus, 2B
Jesse Litsch, P

PHILLIES
Chase Utley, 2B
Miguel Cairo, SS
Greg Dobbs, RF
Jayson Werth, CF
Matt Stairs, LF
Pedro Feliz, 3B
Chris Coste, 1B
Ronny Paulino, C
J.A. Happ, P

If you're around, why not join us in the game thread?

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quick top of the first for the Jays

Adams walked but was caught stealing

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

nice first inning for Jesse as well

3 up, 3 down

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

good

sorry, got called away for a meeting

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

how come?

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh just I don't enjoy talking to investment people....

but have to just learn to deal…..thing is we have a little bit of money in 3 places and they always want you to put it all with them..

by Tom Dakers on Mar 18, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I do all my investments through friends now, I can’t bear to talk to those people, they make my skin crawl

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thigpen ground out....

I guess there was a lineup change….Thigpen DHing in the 8th spot…..

by Tom Dakers on Mar 18, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Shouldn't we be getting Rios back soon too?

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Mar 18, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Hit a monster homer in yesterday's game

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Mar 18, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw the one Beltran took back

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Mar 18, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

was a hell of a catch....

Was really too bad the ‘closer’ was so crappy

by Tom Dakers on Mar 18, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was awesome

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Millar out....and Campbell grounds out...

you think Millar is still more likely than Lane to make the team?

by Tom Dakers on Mar 18, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Hearther

The guy we keep claiming in the rule 5 draft.

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Mar 18, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck Coats v 2.0

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

gets the next guy

on the popup to end it

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

Litsch had a good first 4 innings

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder

if Campbell likes Flight of the Conchords

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I do too

have you seen them? more or less Spinal Tap but with kiwis and folk music

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

haven't seen their tv show....seen some of the videos on youtube...

my older boys have little in common other than some comedians….I tend to stay out of the way…they laugh together so I figure I should let them have it as their thing. They love Dmetre Martin too

by Tom Dakers on Mar 18, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen his show

but loved him on the Daily Show

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

your kids

have good taste for teenagers. Either that, or I’m immature

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...middle boy would love to be a comedian...and he is quick witted enough.

he is the greatest audience for a comedian…loves them all. We’ve gone on cruises a couple of times, and when they have a comedian he loves it

by Tom Dakers on Mar 18, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's really cool

I don’t mind being in front of crowds, heck, it’s my job and my hobby, but stand-up is really difficult, but so good when done well

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he wasn't hurt, was he?

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

one might think

the Phillies announcers would take an interest, but no

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jays didn't do much that inning

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Richmond

strikes out Coste

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm pretty excited

for the first time ever I’m going to be in Canada for opening day

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

PEI or Nova Scotia, we finally planned our vacation. Unfortunately, not going to Banff though, Mrs. Hugo wanted someplace close to the ocean this time. but just the prospect of maybe watching the game with some Jays’ fans somewhere combined with the start of the season has me pretty excited.

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Richmond

has a quick inning. 2Ks

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Can anyone join in?

Or is this a private conversation between Hugo and Rincewind? j/k :)

I can’t listen or watch the game, what’s the score/inning?

A little bit of a misnomer, for you will find no solace here.

by solace on Mar 18, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess I could look it up online.

:}

A little bit of a misnomer, for you will find no solace here.

by solace on Mar 18, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

sure, welcome! It’s 4-4, top o’ the seventh. Thigpen just walked, Emaus up

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

he really is

Campbell hasn’t looked bad either, but Emaus has really hit well. Those two could be a heck of a platoon

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

A platoon at what position?

I think 2nd is taken by Hill and I thought that was Emaus’ position. I guess 3rd, ‘cause I think that’s where Campbell normally plays?

A little bit of a misnomer, for you will find no solace here.

by solace on Mar 18, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

Campbell and Emaus have both been 2nd basemen, but Campbell is playing a lot of third this spring, probably to see whether he can be brought up if Rolen gets hurt. There are questions about whether Emaus will stick at 2nd, Campbell too, though I’ve also heard that both play fine defense.

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Richard Griffin

thinks Cecil was sent down so the Jays wouldn’t have to pay for his major-league meals

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

pow!

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Griffin

He’s always so negative and down on everything the Jays do. I keep thinking if he knows so much why doesn’t he apply for GM/Manager. He probably couldn’t take the heat.

A little bit of a misnomer, for you will find no solace here.

by solace on Mar 18, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a decent writer

but doesn’t know anything about baseball and, worse, doesn’t care to learn anything about it. Mostly he just uses every column to bash Ricciardi

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

:)

A little bit of a misnomer, for you will find no solace here.

by solace on Mar 18, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually try very hard

not to bash on him too much. It’s cheap entertainment

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

but sometimes

can’t help myself

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like another miscue

by Haerther

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

the announcers

are way too excited about that groundout

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't mind them

as long as the other team is making them

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How are you guys listening to the game?

Through MLB audio? I can’t wait to buy the new MLB app for the iPhone. It’s supposed to come with game audio.

A little bit of a misnomer, for you will find no solace here.

by solace on Mar 18, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds very cool

and yes

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Richmond still pitching?

to Bruntlett or has the game moved on?

A little bit of a misnomer, for you will find no solace here.

by solace on Mar 18, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason

 Werth just crushed a 3-run home run off him

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So it's 7-4?

A little bit of a misnomer, for you will find no solace here.

by solace on Mar 18, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason I get 'Baseball Hall of Fame' emails....

this one caught me by surprised….March 18 Charlie Lau died…

by Tom Dakers on Mar 18, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet it

is from your Tom Cheek voting

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

took me a moment...

man he must have been old….course it was 1984

by Tom Dakers on Mar 18, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

mostly

just the one mistake, really. the double should’ve been caught

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least

it sounded like

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

“I, [insert name], willingly took [steroids/HGH/experimental Russian opiates disguised as Skittles] that I got from [my trainer/some guy in Queens/eBay] because I thought it would make me [more successful/wealthier/better than Sammy Sosa], and now look at me. I developed [chronic elbow injuries/ terrible bacne/barely visible testicles] and am ashamed of myself. Kids, believe me, you don’t want to be me. I don’t even want to be me right now.”

by Tom Dakers on Mar 18, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

thought it was funny....

and I agree with the premise, I’m tried of hearing about these guys one at a time. Lets have them all admit to it and get it over with

by Tom Dakers on Mar 18, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Richmond still in

good. I’d like to see how he comes back

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Starts with an HBP

on a guy who doesn’t have a hit all spring.

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Mar 18, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

We signed Boyd from the Dutch WBC team

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Mar 18, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He threw a no-hitter against Amsterdam

in which he allowed two runs, one earned.

"He almost has to start. Do you believe in miracles?"

by Torgen on Mar 18, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Thats interesting. I wonder how that will work out. Do you know where he will be assigned to?

A little bit of a misnomer, for you will find no solace here.

by solace on Mar 18, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Blair

word on Rolen was sore back, as for Snider “his knee was bothering him a little bit.”

"Let us go forth awhile, and get better air in our lungs. Let us leave our closed rooms... The game of ball is glorious." - Walt Whitman

by hugo on Mar 18, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

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