I thought I would provide some reviews and other thoughts on some current Jays players as clerihew poems. Come up with your own.

Ricky Romero
Earns his dinero
By cementing his place
As the number one ace.

“Edwin Encarnacion,”
Buck Martinez has a-shown,
Can be hard to say
When E5 bungles a play.

J.P. Arencibia:
So will he be a
Failure as a catcher
Or a snatcher of stature?

O, Adam Lind!
For I have sinned
By having doubts
About your clouts!

Jon Rauch
Was a grouch
When the ump
Was a chump.

Juan Rivera
Ends his Jays era.
So to him say "Fare Well"
And "Welcome" to P T B N L.