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Sept 13th 2011 - Overflow - Jays @ Sox

Slugfest - 6-5 Sox at the moment. GO JAYS GO

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

something about jays go.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

so

1) Are the Rays going to pass the Sox of wha?

2) When are the Rays going to suck again?

by REMO on Sep 13, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't think they will pass the sox

and they won’t suck for a while. they have great players

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a terrific farm system.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

its a never-ending cycle.

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

all three top AL East teams have that………Jays wanna be that and Baltimore might have to sacrifice some virgins to have some hope

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by LeafFan1989 on Sep 13, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

boston's farm isn't that good

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay bones

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

great play

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Very nice McCoy and Coop.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

wow nice play

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

i loved that faint fist pump by morrow

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Thames is awesome.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

whooo

nice play. hope he didn’t hurt himself

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

wow another great catch

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

hi all

just got back from walking the dog

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

dogs, that is

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very nice, congrats!

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a dog so bad

by Nadia on Sep 13, 2011 8:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

this

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's stopping y'all?

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

used to be parents

now its money

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hear that

one of them is a foster, I was hoping they would kick in money for food, but no dice.

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, what a catch by Thames

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by LeafFan1989 on Sep 13, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

now we have to deal with aceves/bard/papelbon

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

whoooooooo

hope this ends well

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he makes some fantastic plays

but overall, he’s a terrible fielder

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is strange

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Struggles with consistency..

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh, no

He doesn’t have any defensive potential.

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure he's one of the worst fielders in recent history

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's back out?

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Tough day at the plate for Loewen

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

loewen/woodward/mccoy is like 3 free outs

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

loewen might not be

the other two, yeah

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not exactly good anyways

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe average

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

tough to get a read on him as of yet

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was his MLE

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate the green monster so freaking much

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

why is morrow out for the 6th?

by Sniderlover on Sep 13, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, I'm not exactly getting this

we just had an off day, and another off day on thursday. This might be the best time to burn the bullpen

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate how almost every hitter in that lineup can actually hit

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

crawfords a good hitter

cmoon

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anytime I'm feeling good about the Jays future

I just look at that lineup and it crushes my hope

by Nadia on Sep 13, 2011 8:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I just fantasize about them all getting old and the Red Sox still having to play them

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Play or Pay?

Or both?

Because that just makes me warm and fuzzy inside either way.

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by wroth91 on Sep 13, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

both

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a fan of sac bunting

but he got that one down very nicely

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Please don't suck Perez..

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Why?

They're not just hitting home runs. They're doing the little things, like hitting doubles.

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

oof

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw, crap......

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

that wasn't really out over the plate

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

oh christ

luis perez

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

this game

is not very fun

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

oh cmon

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Infinity ERA!

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

this is the answer

He allows no runs: “yes, he was the right decision”
He allows runs: “no, he was the wrong decision”

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...exactly.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta shut down Morrow!

he allowed homers to Ellsbury and Pedroia! Who does that anyways?!

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Goddammit

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

pardon my language then

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

this would be funny

if he hasn’t been bad before today

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's an ace.

I know because I’ve read it so often on this board.

by Defense Counts! on Sep 13, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna have so much fun saying "in your face" or "I told you so" to everyone who doubts Morrow.

Within the next two years, his results will match his peripherals.

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

not exactly you, but people who say Morrow sucks

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just in time for him to leave as a free agent?

They're not just hitting home runs. They're doing the little things, like hitting doubles.

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing he'll be extended this offseason or next year

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a player, would you agree to an extension

when you’re going to have to give a discount for your poor results?

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by Torgen on Sep 13, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he's getting something similar to what Romero gets, I doubt he'd reject it

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll never get offered that.

They're not just hitting home runs. They're doing the little things, like hitting doubles.

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, not after a season like this.

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by Torgen on Sep 13, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

great

we can sign him for less then

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think AA can do it

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even though they aren't that similar

I keep thinking about how Shields was sucky last year and now he’s awesome. I don’t know what Shields’ peripherals were like in ‘10 but I’m hoping Morrow turns it around for next year in the same way.

by Nadia on Sep 13, 2011 9:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

shields has always had good peripherals

think of him as a higher strikeout marcum

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

How bout last year?

Did his results match them?

by Nadia on Sep 13, 2011 9:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

nope, you were right

last season his ERA was 5.18 . . . though he did have a no-hitter, didn’t he?

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, that was garza

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was supposed to go to that game...

but we went to the one the next day instead, fml.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

right, you are

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

in fact, looking it up

his peripherals this season are eerily similar to last year

2010: 8.3 k/9, 2.3 bb/9, 41% gb-rate
2011: 8.4 k/9, 2.3 bb/9, 46% gb-rate

the gb-rate is better this season and the k-rate is a bit better, too (not because of a .1 difference per nine, but because fewer hits are going into play, which means he has to strike out more batters to get the same number of strikeouts per inning)

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

So even though the peripherals are the same

His ERA went down 2.5 runs. Sounds like what might happen to Morrow next year?

by Nadia on Sep 13, 2011 9:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

What were Shields' windup/stretch splits?

They're not just hitting home runs. They're doing the little things, like hitting doubles.

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

but Morrow didn' have a significant windup/stetch split last season

or ever in his career, really

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morrow's Bases Empty/Runners On HR/9 split:

2011: Empty 0.95, Runners 1.24
2010: Empty 0.46, Runners 0.92

They're not just hitting home runs. They're doing the little things, like hitting doubles.

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

possibly because he had a 5% HR/FB rate with bases empty

and a 10% HR/FB rate with men on

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you can't say that's artificial

when you use one set of mechanics in one situation and a different one in the other.

They're not just hitting home runs. They're doing the little things, like hitting doubles.

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really, though,

we can’t say that it’s either, and it’s more likely to be a little of both

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

but irregardless of whatever mechanics you use

pitchers almost all the time don’t have control over HR/FB rates

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This year his HR/FB rate rose

but his FB rate skyrocketed.

They're not just hitting home runs. They're doing the little things, like hitting doubles.

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but we don't know if this is an anomaly or what we should be expecting from here on

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

for shields

k/bb splits slightly better from the windup; batted ball splits slightly better from the stretch

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

could happen

would be nice

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morrow has even better peripherals than Shields

he could honestly be top 3 starter in AL if his results matched his peripherals

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he doesn't throw a lot of innings

so that might not work

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

Would he have to sacrifice strikeouts for lower pitchcounts? Still only his 3rd year as a starter too.

by Nadia on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

he could just throw 150 or 160 innings super effectively

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or stop playing them 18 times a year

Hell, stop playing them at all – I’d be happy in the NL if it meant no more Yankees and BoSox for ~20% of our games.

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by wroth91 on Sep 13, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh

i expected buck or pat to say “fisted”

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

eyy, carreno

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh Perez, here comes Carreno

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Woooooooooo!

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

All I can say is

a) I hope we don’t get swept
b) We should tank against the Rays.

by Mike Andrew on Sep 13, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

its only a 2 game series

so getting swept isn’t a bit deal

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

big* deal

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

time to watch the baby leafs!

by Sniderlover on Sep 13, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey!

We scored 5 against Bard last time!

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so you're saying...

theres a chance

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

does Jeroloman have a chance

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it..

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice job Carreno

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I like this kid...VERY NICE!

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

what about this score?

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

we should really score 5 right now

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I would hate to see wake get the 200

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hihi.

I assume something happened between the creation of this overflow that says the Sox are leading 6-5 and right now.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Back to back jacks.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep....

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh, no

that’s what got us to 6-5.

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was Pedroia's 3 run shot that made it 10-5

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh great.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 runs off Morrow?

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

Luis Perez and his infinity ERA

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

infinity for this game…. Why was be brought out against a team that destroyed him a week ago today?

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedroia is a RHP?

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

ellis and salty has the splits

or something like that

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

came out against salty, gave up a hit, gave up a hit to ellsbury, Pedoria 2 run smash…

by Sniderlover on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

#farrellball… makes no sense to bring him in when he got destroyed by them last start.

Actually, it makes no sense either Morrow came out for the 6th.

by Sniderlover on Sep 13, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless wanted to lower his re-signing value?

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

it makes no sense because they got hit off of

if morrow or perez had a clean outing, it would make total sense. So realy, its just crappy luck.

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morrow struggles against Boston which is an understatement and struggled tonight. Why push him further?

by Sniderlover on Sep 13, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Several were Perez

They're not just hitting home runs. They're doing the little things, like hitting doubles.

by Torgen on Sep 13, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa

corpse drop. that was cool

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh

There wouldn’t be a game left if the Jays need “a couple more innings” to get their timing right

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

The nice thing about the Sox with the lead...

I know this game will take about 40 minutes to finish… just in time to start watching some Rugby World Cup.

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Rugby is confusing.

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Naw, just different.

Very simple. Much simpler than some of the other major sports. Significantly simpler to learn than football, for example. The NFL/CFL have way more “technicality” rules and fouls than rugby.

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by wroth91 on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

After a few more BoSox runs

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lord Farquhar doesn't wait....

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah Farrell will probably put in Camp and let them run up the score

by Sniderlover on Sep 13, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

its also great that I got no HW done

awesome

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too! :)

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are two off-days this week

Do homework then.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

me neither
and I’ve been awake now for 14.5 hours.

by leaflover4ever on Sep 13, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

why

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha

/points finger and laughs

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

same

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know what I’m running on right now. An iced capp, probably, since that and a bagel and a granola bar are all I ate today.

by leaflover4ever on Sep 13, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only have one meal a day

too lazy to actually fix myself something to eat in the morning, and at night I just don’t eat

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey I average 6!

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t function on less than 7. Unless I drink a ton of caffeine.

by leaflover4ever on Sep 13, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mills sighting

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

So no one new.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

1000 hits for scoot

congrats
ya bum

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Farquhar next inning, please..

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I am so tired

and now I have to go do laundry. christ

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Why?

Turn it inside out.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

great idea

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol Scoot, sigh going to miss tmr game

i wonder how many would be here tmr

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

7

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going to try blog during class

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Under 20.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

coffeecock for woodward
yay?

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Tea-han as Buck said.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one does.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tank Nation

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by Torgen on Sep 13, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that was quick

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes please or Beck

and please sub Jeroloman in

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm actually happy we're losing

its a bit annoying, but I hope we lose a lot more of the remaining games

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

nou

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

rude

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

nou

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll go with that

as long as we get see more of the September call ups

by REMO on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was confused by this statement for a sec

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

As was reminded to me earlier

Roger’s on Demand – no reason he couldn’t be watching it in the delivery room on his phone :P

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by wroth91 on Sep 13, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course, it depends on which hospital you're in

Mine has a combination of design and blockers that gives terrible reception for cells all over the building.

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by wroth91 on Sep 13, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Blue Jays have used more pitchers (28) this year than any other year in franchise history.

In 1982 and 1984, the Jays only used 13.

The only team in MLB in 2011 to have used more pitchers this year are the Colorado Rockies with 29. Their division pals San Francisco Giants have used 17.

Most ever in a season: San Diego Padres with 37 back in 2002. In fact the 2002, 2009, and 2008 Padres are #1,2,3 all time with 37, 33, 32, respectively.

On the low end? The 1877 Louisville Grays (NL) used 1 pitcher all year.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim Devlin, 28 years old in 1877. 35-25, 2.25 ERA, 61 G, 61 S, 61 CG, 4 SHO, 559.0 IP, 617 H, 140 ER, 4 HR, 141 K, 41 BB, 9.9 WAR.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Batted .269/.287/.325, 1 HR, 27 RBI

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

61 complete games

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

They had 61 game seasons back then I guess!

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 pitcher...ouch.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

oriles winning

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe they'll bring in Gregg

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh great… Farrell is going to throw Mills at Boston

by Sniderlover on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

who cares, really?

its a lost game anyways

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

you still dont want to just give free runs

by Sniderlover on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

might as well see if Mills can actually be useful next year

no point trying to hide him against boston

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly, I doubt the voters will actually give it to him regardless

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one who doesn’t really care about the MVP? It’s such a BS award anyway.

by leaflover4ever on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is, actually

I cared a lot about it a couple weeks ago, but then I finally realized that this really doesn’t matter since voters are idiots.

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he hasn’t pitched in a while and we all know how useful he can be… if anything give a guy like Beck a chance

by Sniderlover on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he is facing Boston’s top of the line-up. Really Farrell?

by Sniderlover on Sep 13, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get Mills

He has one of the best ERA’s in the PCL, and can’t do anything up here. And then you see many other pitchers stink it up in the PCL and then do OK up here.

by REMO on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh cmon Mills

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I know it's not true, so don't jump on me

But when I first saw the lineup, I was like, maybe Farrell was gonna go easy on the Sox so they could make the playoffs. It was just a quick thought.

by Nadia on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

FIREJOHNFARRELL.CA

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually really like him. Hope he sticks around for a while.

by Nadia on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

geeh, I hope not

if anything I hope the competitive side of him would want to stick it to them

by REMO on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

NADIA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Call JaysTalk and tell Wilner that. PLEASE. If not oyu someone else!!!

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Maybe I will. I’d be too embarassed though. I might cry if Wilner yelled at me.

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But you know you don't mean it!

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still!

Or he’d yell at me for trying prank call him. Basically I’m scared of Wilner.

by Nadia on Sep 13, 2011 9:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

please get someone warming up

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Theres another smack..

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

lol this is sad

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

boston MVP maybe

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FINALLY THE LORD

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

The LORD has arrived!

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

The Lord!

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy...it only took 2 weeks...

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

1 week + a bit

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would laugh if he completely bombs

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

That is an awesome delivery.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

cmon Lord, use your thousands arm angle

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Next up...full out, overhand.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be so funny

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoooo

90 MPH with that arm slot

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

I thought that was gone

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Talking about parenthood

A little Farquhar was just welcomed into the family a few weeks ago

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

getting HAMMERED OUT DERE

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

meh

I was expecting something funkier (not to mention a few extra mph)

by REMO on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

throwing 90 from that low is extremely rare, no?

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is

but I remember reading on Mop Up Duty that it was closer to 95, thus my excitement. still pretty impressive, I suppose.

by REMO on Sep 13, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, he has been pitching all year

maybe he’s out of gas. Or maybe they were exagerrating

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

90-91 is pretty good with that type of delivery

by Sniderlover on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to see the overhand delivery

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

dang some hard hit

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

92MPH.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

well, he's not exactly missing bats

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

cmon Farquhar change your arm slot now to cross him up

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Really want to see this

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnson?

He’s back in?

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

NH

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes in NH

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chicken hats?

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Farquhar.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

this is the game that never ends

it just goes on and on my friends

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm so tired

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're not part of the song

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

they-ey, started playing really well

but then gave up some home runs
and now they are getting shelleleled

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes sir, there is a mandatory 3 hrs min for Sox games

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

walk in a run!

we’re doing everything today

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job!

That was the easy one. Luis Aquino (1986) is the hard one. I didn’t even know that.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quackenbush.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

successful debut!

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shite...

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice pitch there.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

eyy iglesias

I wanna see some balls hit to SS next inning

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

just call the strikes already ump

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Successful Debut!

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

naaaaat

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my frig, just end this Sox

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Beck! Jeroloman! Debut alllll the rookies.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Call up Jason Lane!

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously i have no idea why Jeroloman isnt in when Farquhar is in

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess I jinxed him

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Not even a bad pitch...

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

they're all good hitters

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blackout.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

lol and now Sportsnet is down

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

sportsnet cut off

what the hekc

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

this is getting funny

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

like literally

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey its chad beck

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe he'll implode as well

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

how hiiigh can you go

dun dun dun
how hiiigh can you go

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey we get to see BECK, please now JEROLOMAN

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I turned the TV on just in time to see the Sox score eight runs.

by Shift on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

alright, i left when it was 5-7

came back to this. i’m just going to leave now, see ya

by benk on Sep 13, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

hmph

loser

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

arrest this man

for the hit and run

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

does he buzz like a fridge?

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully he got the Velo

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So has all the rookies made their debut before Jeroloman

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont think so

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE INNING

its over

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

93mph

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Chad Beck one pitch one out

Let’s keep him!

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Just remember, it's baseball, which doesn't have a clock!

It ain’t over til it’s over!
We could still come back!
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No lead is safe in this ballpark!

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's right

there’s no clock in baseball, but it’s getting really late.

by Alan F. on Sep 13, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay Beck

by Shift on Sep 13, 2011 10:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

thats like a CFL score

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

too low

nfl more likely

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

but you can't score 5 in NFL

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

how

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

field goal/safety

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

safety and a field goal

Dallas beat Detroit many years ago by the score of 5-0.

by Alan F. on Sep 13, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

this proves that you are not a girl

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

fact

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats right, you don't drink, you "consume"

just like you don’t sweat, you “perspire”

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll make you eat those words

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha these alerts I get on my phone are great

I see them score some runs and then a couple minutes later the alert pops up. Salt in the wound.

by Nadia on Sep 13, 2011 10:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

eyy

its junichi tazawa

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I want a ball hit to SS

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Its gonna be the future soon

We won’t always be this way

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

GATHLOLRIGHT

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon guys

Let’s at least get a few hits and runs.

by Alan F. on Sep 13, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

why bother?

its gonna hurt me

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

this happened to me twice before

it won’t happen to me anymore

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then go

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just trying to stay ahead. Get stuff done early

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oh first years

crazy ambition

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that’s so unteenager like…

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Then go do homework

There’s nothing more to see here, ma’am.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

by "you guys" you mean me, right?

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

its gonna kill

whn you desert me

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

won't you knock me on my head?

crack it open, let me outta here!

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by jessef on Sep 13, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 more out!

Rally time!

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

13 homers in a row!

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Please someone please please please call Wilner

And ask him if Farrell did this to help the Red Sox win.

Nadia?

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

number

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-888-666-0590

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll make sure to troll him hard

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

dial now, bud

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

doing it

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

its just ringing forever

is this normal?

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea until the final out is made

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way use a fake name

Like “Tom Dakers” from Calgary

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont they know from my number though?

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh you don't have private number?

BTW: just joking, Tom. Please don’t ban me.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm calling but it aint connecting

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still ringing?

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

its rining forever

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-(

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

you sure thats the number?

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

@Wilnerness590
Now that it’s over, let’s #JaysTalk it up! 416-870-0590, *590, 1-888-666-0590 to discuss the 8 #Bluejays rookies! #jays #votefortom

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

calling again

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

connected

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm weird...

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

alan and jerry are talking

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell

I got disconnected. dammit

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

wilner was just about to start talking to people

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait did you talk to his producer yet?

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

416-870-0590

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, which one is it

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh thames

GET OUT NEXT TIME

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by Bowling_Guy25 on Sep 13, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey guys..

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright

back in

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

you're connected

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

just talked to teh producer again

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i guess

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you "Eric"?

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

tom dakers

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

every listen for tom dakers

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

lol did you seriously use his name

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO YOU DIDN'T

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope he doesnt ban me

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's on JT?

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

me

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tom Dakers aka Pikachu

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha minor leaguer

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

whaaa????????

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

lol BBB minor leaguer

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha got a shoutout.

He didn’t know what BBB meant. I won’t tell him or he’ll see this thread

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

lol what a classic JT

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

im gonna sound so stupid

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

like i said, its going to be CLASSIC

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, i have to sound as stupid as possible

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

a LOT of people talking about the bullpen for Morrow?

I know Scott Carson is big and all…. but he’s just one guy.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are you saying 'chu ?

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

wat nadia said

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is?

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i cant type rite now

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol does this guy watches the Jays

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh hurry up

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

aarhhghhg

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont remember

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

but you're guranteed on?

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he said he'll connect me

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol are you last on the lineup

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

possibly

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry for the OT

But I just went in the bathroom and realized my hair straightener was left on for five hours. Holy freaking crap.

by leaflover4ever on Sep 13, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

is it like burning

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who was the smell, its 5 hours thats crazy

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

How not who

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

well yeah

I realize there are more important things right now. :P
But that scared the crap out of me

by leaflover4ever on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is this guy saying?

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Has anyone ever played with Cleverbot? 'Cause I just got owned by it
User: Who will win the American League Most Valuable Player Award this season?
Cleverbot: You did not ask ‘Who will win the Soldier Versus Demoman War?’ Or any question.
User: Who will win the American League Most Valuable Player Award in 2011?
Cleverbot: I don’t know, who all is running for president?
User: Who cares? Who will get the AL MVP this year? Bautista? A-Gon? Granderson?
Cleverbot: I don’t care.
User: Why don’t you care about baseball, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Because you’re a woman!
User: I AM NOT A WOMAN!
Cleverbot: You are now.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaha

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahhahahahahah

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://cleverbot.com/

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

But this is a bot not a human

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow that was fast

I already got creeped out by a guy.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

omegle?

mhmm. try telling one you’re a girl, it’s even worse

by leaflover4ever on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahah

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

that’s why I stay away from omegle. My friend is addicted, I don’t understand

by leaflover4ever on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're kidding.

Oh well. To each his/her own.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

how much longer do i have to wait?

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

6 more minutes max.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 more minutes max.

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll just practise what I'm gonna say

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

what is it?

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

about farrell throwing the game to help his ex-team

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahhaaha

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I was gonna be a ll trollish about it

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

do it tomo

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No JaysTalk on afternoon weekday games

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

uuuuuugggghhh

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

cmon now

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Noooooo I think they're done

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

frack

okay, if we lose tomorrow, I’ll try the same move

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it over?

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

its done

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

hw time

yay

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Thx for trying Pika

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoot

tomorrow’s a matinee, right? crap

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll try to do it tomorrow again

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn NH lost

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

cleverbot is clever
User: Am I awesome?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Cleverbot aka Dumbbot

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No........

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

cleverbot is more clever.
User: John mayer.
Cleverbot: I like his songs.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me:John mayer.
CB:I like his songs.
Me: Coolbeans, me too, hes good at guitar.
CB: I’m goo at processing.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does Cleverbot hate me?

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe you were being rude..

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

User: Cleverbot, why do you hate me?
Cleverbot: You don’t respond to my emotions that well.
User: You called me a woman!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you think that was right?
Cleverbot: Not particularly.
User: OK then stop doing it. And answer me: Who is going to win the American League MVP?
Cleverbot: Liverpool.
Cleverbot: Are you real?

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it tried to make a fat joke on me?
User: Joey kirby is awesome, correct?

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: He does awesome things all the time, especially on the blog ‘Bluebird Banter’, so is he awesome or what?

Cleverbot: That is true. What about his family?

User: They cannot handle his awesomeness, they’re all jealous.

Cleverbot: Your philosophy is not what it should be.

User: Your cleverbotness is really stupid.

Cleverbot: I think you need better programming.

User: I think you need to get some awesome glands.

Cleverbot: I’m a human. I don’t have chips.

User: Sure…..your lieing.

Cleverbot: You ate your lie.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

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Cleverbot: You ate your lie.

User: Wow…you hurt my feelings you plug.

Cleverbot: But panthers are cool. It would be an honor to be called one.

User: No, they stink like the gutters.

Cleverbot: Who don’t like me?

User: Because your not my type, bra..

Cleverbot: Thanks but I love girl name nikola.

User: No…

Cleverbot: What is the square root of 29923?

User: Your butt.

Cleverbot: I know.

Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]

by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

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User: On a scale of 1-10, how bad is DeWayne Wise at the plate?

Cleverbot: 5 I think …

Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]

by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

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User: How awesome is Yunel Escobar?

Cleverbot: More than the projected average of awesome.

Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]

by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

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User: Is Adeiny Hechavarria an amazingly slick shortstop?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol you are going crazy with this

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by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy is pretty..........

…………clever

Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]

by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This hurts...
User: Am I a stud?

Cleverbot: You are weak.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol im changing Dumbbot to Truthbot

Total Internet Points: 185000 (Thank you to JMac for making me a winner in a bet)
New Official Internet Points Bank Owner (Unlike Kirby the scam)

by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it.

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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just kidding

Total Internet Points: 185000 (Thank you to JMac for making me a winner in a bet)
New Official Internet Points Bank Owner (Unlike Kirby the scam)

by noname3 on Sep 13, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd keep it that way..
User: How many home runs will brett lawrie hit next season?

Cleverbot: 9879.

Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
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by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

k, I'll see you people tomorrow

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by Pikachu on Sep 13, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Good luck with your homework

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm off to bed

so see y’all tomorrow afternoon, hopefully

by leaflover4ever on Sep 13, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK got dishes to do... night boys and girls

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by Minor Leaguer on Sep 13, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

G'night.

Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]

by Joey Kirby on Sep 13, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

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