I've always liked alliterative names, and since the Jays have a few of them currently active I decided to put together an all-star team of them (admittedly, all-star is a bit of a stretch).
C- Alan Ashby, Bob Brenly
Of - Shannon Stewart, Barry Bonnell, Mike Maksudian
Bench - Mickey Morandini, Gabe Gross, Mike Macha, Bobby Brown
DH - Edwin Encarnacion
Mgr - Brian Butterfield
The rotation is actually pretty good, but the infield isn't going to generate too many runs. And if you like reliable bullpens, better look elsewhere.