*Really wicked Photoshop of unlicensed imagery goes here*
Just let me start by saying this GameThread sure as hell wasn't uploaded or written on an iPhone. It's been 4 days and I'm done with iPhone, especially iCloud and Rogers Inc. After this, I'm done with you Rogers! I'm tying string to a tin can and if you want me you'll have to find one and yell into it.
Let's just say I'm in a bad mood which is sad because there is baseball and anytime the Jays play the Evil Empire of Doom it's always cause to gnash ones teeth and writhe in agony and by that I mean watch baseball on the TV and blog about it LIVE on your wireless device -OH NOES!
I get off your Mom the hump...
So It's Ricky and the gigantic elephant on the roster -his 8 game losing streak rolls on for a chance to get to 9 -count 'em 9 games! This is Ricky's opportunity to throw it all back in our faces (looking at you Dirk HAYhurst) on the biggest stage in pro sports no less. It's Ricky's latest chance to remind us of that talent we all invested in so heavily -emotionally speaking. So come on Ricky, maybe its time you started going by Ric, Ricard or Ricardo. Maybe it's time (as Shaun Marcum would say) to PITCH LIKE A MAN!
Gametime Forecast: 82°F • Mostly Sunny • 10%PoP
Just an aside:
Down with our corporate masters! If after this off season Rogers is still seen as cheap and we have no new fancy star players whether they be FA's or from trades, sharpen up your torches and light your pitchforks! It's off to 1 Rogers Way we ride where we will make our collective voices heard!
They may set dogs upon us, they may send out AA and Beeston with bullhorns to talk us in circles till we lose all grasp of sanity, they may blast us with water cannon, or bribe us with autographed pictures of the '93 roster, they may shoot us but WE WILL NOT BE MOVED!
|TORONTO BLUE JAYS||NEW YORK YANKEES|
|1. Rajai Davis (R) LF||1. Derek Jeter (R) SS|
|2. Colby Rasmus (L) CF||2. Nick Swisher (S) 1B|
|3. Edwin Encarnacion (R) 1B||3. Robinson Cano (L) 2B|
|4. Adam Lind (L) DH||4. Steve Pearce (R) DH|
|5. Yunel Escobar (R) SS||5. Russell Martin (R) C|
|6. Yorvit Torrealba (R) C||6. Curtis Granderson (L) CF|
|7. Mike McCoy (R) 2B||7. Andruw Jones (R) RF|
|8. Moises Sierra (R) RF||8. Jayson Nix (R) 3B|
|9. Adeiny Hechavarria (R) 3B||9. Ichiro Suzuki (L) LF|
No gifs no pictures, no illegal streams, no being a jerk. Don't be (as) ragey (as me).