Bluebird Banter, a Toronto Blue Jays community

Hi everyone! I'm new to Bluebird Banter and looking forward to speaking with all of you. I thought I would give this FanPost thing a try, so here goes! Enjoy!

I'm writing this fanpost so I don't have to keep on repeatng why I'm down on Corey Patterson. Read if you really want statistical analysis. If you don't, you don't have to.