Dave: John, really nice to have this chance to sit down with you today
Gibbons: Yeah, dat dang ole' press secretry did gum tells me to come by here flap a little gum wich ya dis merning
Dave: Well that was mighty fine of her John
Gibbons: Yeah... she's a stand-up cow poke ... and hey dere... call me Gibby
Dave: OK Gibby... you're the proud receipient of a new contract extension. How does that feel?
Gibby: Weeeeeeeeeeellll... dat dere's a not too much of a skull scracher. I did some o' dat number crunchin' while on me ranch while you Canajen' be shiverin' in duh snow... you do know dere's no snow in Texas?
Dave: Yeah (holding a grudge) I know Gibby
Gibby: (Giggling) huh huh huh... well I figguers out dat... well dang 'ole near everyone be makin' more dan Johnny G. So I picks up duh phone and called dat true blue-state baston boy JP and says... we need to chat... den it got dun pronto. Don't mess with Texas.
Dave: Deal. What about the rotation? Zambrano, Thompson, Chacin, Okha... who's in and who's out?
Dave: Oh you thought it was Carlos Zambrano?
Gibby: Naw I figgered it was Jose Zambrano from Zambrano San Antonio Ford. Dang ole feller sold me a F-150...(awkward pause) ... yeah he's a bang up hombre. (Kicks at the dirt before coming to) Shoot eets pree dern hot out here in dis camp. It's duh sunshine state ya know? You's got any lemonaid?
Dave: No I don't have any...
Gibby: (spits chaw on the ground)
Dave: Careful... I'm wearing sandles
Gibby: (Chuckling) Heh heh heh
Dave: Last question Gibby.
Gibby: Hoppin' horney toads already?
Dave: Where do you think the Jays are going to finish this season?
Gibby: Terawna.... (more chuckling)