Santa please bring the following good and bad boys these items:
Travis Snider: A manager that believes in him.
Dustin McGowan: Health, the economy sized package.
Derek Jeter: No more Gold Gloves, unless somehow he earns one.
Dirk Hayhurst: Another best seller or two and a major league contract.
Adam Lind: A first baseman's glove and a break from the all the commenters that are just dying to be the first to say 'Lyle would have made that play'.
Jose Bautista: More homers and no idiot writers telling us about 'questions that need to be asked'.
Edwin Encarnacion: Fewer E5's and someone to set off the fireworks for him this New Year's Eve.
John Farrell: The ability to answer questions, even if they are from Mike Wilner and a long career with the Jays.
Brandon Morrow: One more out.
Bert Blyleven, Roberto Alomar and Tim Raines: A plaque in the Hall of Fame.
Brett Cecil: Wins.
John McDonald: No starts in the outfield.
Yunel Escobar: More big smiles.
Alex Anthopoulos: No more stories about how young and inexperienced he is.
Lyle Overbay, Scott Downs, Shaun Marcum and Kevin Gregg: Our thanks and good luck in the future.
Cito: An enjoyable retirement and great travel. And help him write a autobiography Santa.
Marc Rzepczynski: A spot in the rotation and fewer misspellings of his name.
Shawn Camp, David Purcey, Casey Janssen, Carlos Villanueva and whoever else ends up in our bullpen: Lots of leads to protect.
Bud Selig: Retirement.
Brett Lawrie: Patience.
Jesse Litsch: A smooth recovery.
Vernon Wells: Continued health and less need for his charity work.
J.P. Arencibia: No more stories guessing that he isn't good at game calling.
Aaron Hill: The ability to forget 2010.
Jason Frasor: Saves.
Ricky Romero: The notice he deserves.
Kyle Drabek: RoY award.
All our prospects: A step forward.
The Jays: Fans.
Hugo: Time with his kids, a dad can't ask for anything better.
Me: As always, time with my boys. I'd ask for a week in Mexico but that's already under the tree. And another year of getting to do this.
All of Us: Health and more great baseball to watch.