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Ok, new plan. We hit the wire at the exact moment the lightning strikes the clocktower. We go back 24 hours and knock out the umpire before the game. We take his place, with all of his gear on no one could possible know (JCVD Sudden Death style). We call everything a strike. I don't care if it bounces. Without instant replay we will be unstoppable! Then when the Rangers start to argue we continue to toss players until they are forced to forfeit.
There. Problem solved.
What? you mean there is no such thing as time travel? You mean not yet. All we have to do is remember that in the future when time travel exists we go back in time and leave the time travel device somewhere where we can find it like in that bush. And there it is. Boom problem solved Bill and Ted Style.
Had to write this a bit early as a family emergency has come up so I don't have the lineups as of yet but you can be sure of one thing, the Rangers lineup is probably still very scary. Especially with a pitcher like Alvarez who relies on contact to get people out.
I have never been a big fan of Colby Lewis but he does have all of the tools to be effective. Hopefully the middle of the order can continue their recent success and the Jays can get some good hacks in.
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Rangers lead the series 1-0
| Fri 05/25 | WP: Derek Holland (4 - 3) LP: Brandon Morrow (5 - 3) | 3 - 14 loss |
Toronto Blue Jays Saturday, May 26, 2012, 3:05 PM EDT Henderson Alvarez vs Colby Lewis Mostly cloudy. Winds blowing in from center field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 90.
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Thats right, I made it through an entire post talking about time travel without mentioning Doctor Who