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Today I'm celebrating the fact that I am not young and have a great flexible job that enables me to stay home when it's an April blizzard out and do nothing but read and eat popcorn. Life is great!!!
Today's pitchers are Toronto's Brandon Morrow going up against New York's Andy Pettitte.
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