It is time for our (more or less) annual Bluebird Banter Haiku Contest. The rules are: come up to with a haiku about the 2014 Blue Jays season. We want 3 lines, 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Remember to keep it inside the language rules of the site.
Jose Bautista's Great
But Jays Talk callers cry out
He's not a leader
Natural grass, the
thing we need the most, won't come
till Twenty Eighteen
Buck and Pat sign for
5 years. I wonder if my
fandom can survive.
Our lovely, wonderful lawyers would want me to tell you there is no prize for the winner, but the admiration of your fellow banterers should be enough for any one.
Give it your best shot, vote for your favorites by hitting the 'rec' button. We'll take the top vote getters run a poll next week to pick a winner.