Inspired by complaints to Blue Jays senior vice president, business operations Stephen Brooks about food choice at the Rogers Centre and this comment by @james_in_to, here are some suggestions for food items that can be added to the Rogers Centre menu:
- Justin Smoaked Meat Sandwiches
- Ryan Tempura
- Dinner Navarro
- Josh Guacathole
- Matt Haguen-Dazs
- Marcus Stro-ganoff
- Stew Hutchison
- David Rice
- Bread Cecil
- Aaron Soup
- Cliff Penne-ton
- Cod Redmond
- Steve Dela-candy-bar
- Mark Lowe-fat Yogurt
- Jose Bowtiepasta (via @GrubersMullet)
- Edwin Encarnitas (via @HeyMyNameIsWill)
- Rogan Josh Donaldson (via @itsgettinglate)
- Marco Tostadas (via @Every5thDay)
And to wash it down:
- Demarlo Ale
- Troy Tulowhiskey
- Liam Hendriks' Gin
- John Gibbons' Finest (via Gibbons' Finest)
No, I will not apologize for these horrible puns. I'm trying to cheer you up before today's game. GO JAYS GO!