The Great 2017 Bluebird Banter Haiku Contest

Once again, it is time for our (more or less) annual Bluebird Banter Haiku Contest. The rules are: come up to with a haiku about the 2017 Blue Jays season. We want 3 lines, 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Remember to keep it inside the language rules of the site.

Something like:

Jose Bautista

Thank you for the last ten years

Always be your fan

Or

Justin Smoak, who could

have seen this season coming

Sorry for doubting

Or

The Coghlan leap stays

in my memory, as well

as on my tee shirt

Our lovely, wonderful lawyers would want me to tell you there is no prize for the winner, but the admiration of your fellow banterers should be enough for any one.

Give it your best shot, vote for your favorites by hitting the 'rec' button. We'll take the top rec getters and run a poll next week to pick a winner.