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Here's a comprehensive list of the Best Tweets from the Jays series at Fenway Park:
On the infinite number of items you can advertise on:
I would really like to know how much this advertising space costs. pic.twitter.com/t74dg75xKu
— Laura Armstrong (@lauraarmy) July 18, 2017
On Happ, wondering why the Jays pen and offense seem to be less than stellar on his starts:
I think Happ is ready to murder someone if this run scores. pic.twitter.com/ey7WOv21ib
— Daryl (@ateDARYL) July 19, 2017
On why Josh Donaldson struggled during Game 2:
I guess you can't make it rain when it's already raining.
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) July 19, 2017
On 2017 Justin Smoak:
July 2016: Did Justin Smoak deserve his new contract?
— Andy (@_rallycap) July 20, 2017
July 2017: Do the #BlueJays deserve Justin Smoak?
Justin Smoak has become the Willy Wonka of the Blue Jays. He takes us on mystical adventures where occasional laughter meets daily tears.
— Ari Shapiro (@ari_shapiro) July 20, 2017
On new strategies going forward:
I would rather pinch hit Stro than Goins, honestly
— Cam Lewis (@cooom) July 19, 2017
If Jays had intentionally walked Pedroia and Longoria every at bat over the last decade, they might have won a third WS.
— Robert Lee (@downtownrob88) July 19, 2017
On the most likely of Jays trades before the deadline:
Atkins at 805am Thursday, that is. We'll still ask about that player & stuff, & whether Trout-for-Liriano is happening.
— Greg Brady (@sn590gbrady) July 18, 2017
On Pillar and his all too common struggle:
Gibby: Remember our chat about the strike zone?
— Andy (@_rallycap) July 18, 2017
Pillar: Yes
Gibby: We swing at pitches...
Pillar:
Gibby:
Pillar: Out of them?
Gibby: pic.twitter.com/pG9emleUpL
Kristin Smoak, who is all of us during Game 2:
I hate this game.
— Kristin Smoak (@KristinSmoak) July 19, 2017
On the VIP treatment for visiting sports reporters:
View tonight is suboptimal. pic.twitter.com/9FBpdZ3asv
— Shi Davidi (@ShiDavidi) July 17, 2017
On basic advice for JD:
Okay Josh, let's use the bat to hit the ball this time, not the ump.
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) July 17, 2017
On miracles:
JAYS STILL HAVE THE LEAD! pic.twitter.com/HQMoM9hiXg
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) July 17, 2017
On Stro being Stro:
Stroman just screamed so loud after that strikeout you could hear him all the way up in the pressbox. And we're pretty high up at Fenway.
— Gregor Chisholm (@gregorMLB) July 18, 2017
On desperate times in Game 2:
SOURCES: The Red Sox are looking to bring David Ortiz out of retirement so he can walk-off this game.
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) July 19, 2017
On ideas that are nothing short of brilliant:
Rogers better use that Bolsinger inning in all their 4K commercials going forward
— Adam Laskaris (@adam_laskaris) July 19, 2017
On the physiological effects Game 2 had on us:
My heart rate https://t.co/BidMR4Warc pic.twitter.com/jwHArKpBAa
— Minor Leaguer (@Minor_Leaguer) July 19, 2017
On the 2017 Jays nicely summarized in one tweet:
Red Sox tie the game and Josh Donaldson gets injured on the same play. Welcome to 2017.
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) July 19, 2017
On the amazing workability of Joe's last name:
"I wish we could get out of this jam" pic.twitter.com/o59KbM8H9t
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) July 19, 2017
On Tulo's 4-6 night in Game 2:
TULO!?!? #BLUEJAYS pic.twitter.com/5h10jtOlmt
— Andy (@_rallycap) July 19, 2017
On who we miss the most:
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) July 19, 2017
Pretty much ready to put DeVo out there with a chair at 2nd as long as we can get that bat in the line up. #BlueJays
— Andy (@_rallycap) July 19, 2017
On the continued unpredictability of the Jays offense:
Blue Jays broadcast when a team executes small ball pic.twitter.com/aBcFb6IZkn
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) July 19, 2017
Back-to-back hits? With runners in scoring position?!
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) July 19, 2017
On that really weird thing that happened when Mike Bolsinger was very good:
Casual four strikeout inning for Mike Bolsinger in the 13th.
— Arash Madani (@ArashMadani) July 19, 2017
Because, of course.
*flips thru bible for incredible Bolsinger performance as sign of the apocalypse*
— Andy (@_rallycap) July 19, 2017
Mike Bolsinger carving the Red Sox like he's a Mike Bolsinger type facing the Jays.
— Andrew Stoeten (@AndrewStoeten) July 19, 2017
— Rob Longley (@longleysunsport) July 20, 2017
When Mike Bolsinger and Cesar Valdez are your most effective pitchers not named Marcus Stroman ...
On Miguel Montero's baby steps:
No bounce. Progress.
— John Lott (@LottOnBaseball) July 20, 2017
On why we keep watching:
I'm not giving up on this game in case Bo Bichette and Vlad Jr make their debuts. #BlueJays
— Andy (@_rallycap) July 19, 2017
On the observations of professional sports analysts:
The Blue Jays and Red Sox are playing like two teams that have played a lot of baseball the last few days. In other words, not well.
— Israel Fehr (@israelfehr) July 20, 2017
On situations where Gibby has only one option:
*Russ takes foul ball off hand*
— Andy (@_rallycap) July 19, 2017
Gibby: *looks at bench*
*looks at Bisons roster*
*looks at Gregg Zaun*
YER ALRIGHT RUSS! SHAKE IT OFF!
On the Sox base running in Game 4
That baserunning was so bad I thought it was us!
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) July 19, 2017
I mean, that was so #BlueJays of #RedSox it's not even funny.
— Laura Armstrong (@lauraarmy) July 19, 2017
Everything about this situation:
Did You Know? #BlueJays Ryan Goins now has an MLB-high 8 hits with the bases loaded this season.
— Sportsnet Stats (@SNstats) July 20, 2017
On our dire appreciation for Osuna:
OSUNA #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/xSH3IkoXtq
— Andy (@_rallycap) July 20, 2017
BONUS: Stro's shimmy
How you know things are going well: pic.twitter.com/0FeeB5zT0O
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) July 18, 2017
On the deep pool of Baltimore Cy Young contenders:
Sources: Rockies, with a strong farm system, are poking around the SP market. Reached out to Baltimore about Kevin Gausman and Dylan Bundy.
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) July 18, 2017
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