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Here's a comprehensive list of the best tweets from the Jays Series at Progressive Stadium:
On reliving the pain from October, 2016:
Hello from Cleveland. Last time I was here, Josh Tomlin started a game I thought #BlueJays had zero chance of losing. I was very very wrong. pic.twitter.com/YGbH8Kn7Qo
— Gregor Chisholm (@gregorMLB) July 21, 2017
On the best fans in all of MLB:
Overheard from Progressive field beer guy: "Man it's hot. And those Canadians love to drink. It's gonna be a good night." #Bluejays
— Rob Longley (@longleysunsport) July 21, 2017
An ode to the departed EE:
Strumming my pain with your dingers
— Andy (@_rallycap) July 22, 2017
Wrecking my night scoring runs
Killing me Encarnacion
Killing me softly
On the continued unpredictability of 2017:
Barney comes out to run for Tulowitzki, which is a surprise, because I thought he was going to pitch bot8. #Bluejays #Jays
— Mike Wilner (@Wilnerness590) July 22, 2017
On the struggles of other Cleveland other sports teams:
The baseball team in Cleveland lights up the scoreboard better than the football team does...
— Arash Madani (@ArashMadani) July 22, 2017
On Andrew Miller's first blown save of 2017:
Andrew Miller: I'm gonna close this game out.
— (@SpiderDarrell) July 23, 2017
Justin Smoak:...#BlueJays pic.twitter.com/bypFB5pgKh
On our guys, who like to try new things every once in a while:
Well at least the Jays are diversifying their glut of GIDPs.
— Emily (@emilydawnlove) July 22, 2017
On our hopes, which have now turned to distant dreams:
Scored 13 runs to win? What's that like??? pic.twitter.com/XftJMn1e3I
— Andy (@_rallycap) July 22, 2017
On the first parrot sighting we did not enjoy:
— ℳatt (@matttomic) July 21, 2017
Edwin homering off of Estrada. pic.twitter.com/XubGPDOdU7
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) July 21, 2017
On unexplored possibilities:
How about we send all the Blue Jays to Buffalo and bring up all the Bisons and see where that takes us #BlueJays
— steve sherwood (@sjssherwood) July 22, 2017
On new things we should do more often:
How about that? #Bluejays have had a leadoff double in each inning so far, and they've both scored. Not used to that. 2-0 #Jays to bot2.
— Mike Wilner (@Wilnerness590) July 21, 2017
On the sheer wonderment that is Kevin Pillar:
I'm sure we all predicted that Kevin Pillar would be the first to get a hit off Salazar. #BlueJays
— Jenn Smith (@Baseball_Jenn) July 22, 2017
On things we weren't sure existed:
Ear-to-ear grin from Smoak when he came into the dugout, and mobbed by teammates.
— Arash Madani (@ArashMadani) July 23, 2017
That's right, folks: Justin Smoak had a wide-eyed smile.
On being able to communicate our feelings:
I'm glad that bitmoji came up with a series specifically for the 2017 #Bluejays season. Me watching most games pic.twitter.com/4xrO51CLa5
— Mat Dunlap (@MatDunlap) July 22, 2017
On the glory days of last year:
I long for the days when the main issue with the #BlueJays was whether Sanchez would remain a starter or move to the bullpen.
— The Captain's Speech (@CappyTalks) July 22, 2017
On who Stroman was really praying for:
I feel like if Stroman needs to look skyward during this game, it shouldn't be for him. He's doing fine out there. #BlueJays
— Terri Coles (@terri_to) July 23, 2017
On the driving force behind 2017 Justin Smoak:
Justin Smoak continues to lead baseball in "I'm sick and damn tired of this" home runs. #BlueJays
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) June 7, 2017
On our one request:
Please, no one wake Justin Smoak up from his dream season. #BlueJays
— Baseball Ninja (@BaseballNinja19) July 23, 2017
On sentences we never thought we'd read:
Barney draws a walk and represents the go-ahead run. A year after he surrendered a go-ahead run on the mound against this team. #BlueJays
— Jordan Davidson (@jordangeville) July 23, 2017
On the anxieties of transitioning Biagini back to the bullpen:
Hey Joe...Let's not do that again, OK? #toocloseforcomfort #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/msaS2IRWmp
— JoeyBats4Me (@mitchel_susan) July 23, 2017
On rare events:
(That was a shutdown first inning. I don't want to say it loudly because I don't want to frighten it)
— Joanna (@HumandChuck) July 21, 2017
On something that happened way too many times:
Blue Jays fans after deep fly caught on warning track:#BlueJays 1 #Cleveland 1 B9 pic.twitter.com/Zjv7vkSDQN
— @BlueJaysDad (@BlueJaysDad) July 23, 2017
On the continued spiking of our heart rates:
My cardiologist hates me. #BlueJays
— Builder Lego (@BuilderLegoNHL) July 23, 2017
On MLB's strict rules:
Good news for the #BlueJays, Justin Smoak walked to put a pair of baserunners on. The bad news, Smoak can't bat for another 8 hitters.
— Gregor Chisholm (@gregorMLB) July 23, 2017
On McBroom's lengthy journey to his new team:
The Thunder receive Ryan McBroom in a trade with Toronto. He packs his bags and walks down the hall to the Thunder clubhouse.
— Bryan Rock (@Bryan_Rock88) July 23, 2017
Joe, who is also all of us in 2017:
I'm going to need extensive therapy to eliminate the visions of #BlueJays bouncing into double plays from my nightmares.
— Joe Miller (@gajarga) July 23, 2017
On regrets:
This game makes me regret not buying booze #bluejays
— Andrea (@The6ish) July 23, 2017
On Cleveland's slight over-exuberance after winning Game 2:
There is a baseball game today? I thought the season was over after Cleveland walked it off to win the World Series last night. #BlueJays
— Channy ⚾☕ (@channyl29) July 23, 2017
On likely acquisition targets:
Rumour has it that the New York Yankees are actively interested in Giancarlo Stanton, Bryce Harper, Connor McDavid and Usain Bolt.
— Ari Shapiro (@ari_shapiro) July 23, 2017
On strategies for a comeback in Game 3:
Bloop and a bloop and a bloop and a blast and a bloop and a bloop and a blast and it's a whole new ball game for the #BlueJays
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) July 23, 2017
On things we think surely can't be real but apparently are:
Ezequiel Carrera now has the second highest OPS on the team. Yeah, I'm serious. #BlueJays
— Steven #StirThePot (@stv798) July 23, 2017
On the first of many opportunities to have fun with our new acquisitions' names:
Jays rebuild is in Tepesch mode now.
— Shawn (@shawnsJays) July 23, 2017
Lastly, if you're still feeling sad about getting swept...this is for you:
Cleveland blew a 3-1 lead in the World Series. Let's not forget that.#BlueJays
— (@SpiderDarrell) July 23, 2017
BONUS: Ladies and Gentlemen - The Stro Show:
EE looks victimized by Stro here. #BlueJayshttps://t.co/CzUpcYteMD pic.twitter.com/V2HHbFQq64
— Daryl (@ateDARYL) July 23, 2017
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