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Here is a comprehensive list of the best Tweets from the Jays series at Guaranteed Rate Field:
On lies:
They don't even wear white socks pic.twitter.com/wb9ePbKDXl
— Cam Lewis (@cooom) August 2, 2017
On the underlying meaning of the Jays 2017 slogan:
— Tom (@nxtom) July 29, 2017
On the effects of Josh Donaldson hitting 3 home runs in 3 days:
The #BlueJays #WhiteSox might be playing water polo tonight pic.twitter.com/rkQ1LIqQcZ
— steve buffery (@Beezersun) August 1, 2017
On new rules that should be adopted:
Maybe the rule should be if you hold the ball for five seconds and it rolls out of your glove after you lose consciousness, it's an out.
— Tao of Stieb (@TaoofStieb) August 1, 2017
On coping techniques:
This bottom of the 8th is brought to you by a casket of ale which magically materialized in my den thanks to our bullpen.
— Ari Shapiro (@ari_shapiro) August 1, 2017
Live look at #BlueJays fans right now. pic.twitter.com/KZc4mk01dS
— Mark Daniell (@markhdaniell) August 1, 2017
On the one who we really needed in Game 1:
Baseball reference should add 1.0 WAR to Joe Smith's 2017 stats for this one. #BlueJays @Wilnerness590 @AndrewStoeten
— Ankur Bodalia (@TheReal_Ankur) August 1, 2017
On the importance of being clear:
Dear #BlueJays
— Andy (@_rallycap) August 1, 2017
Yesterday I told you how much I really liked big come from behind victories (and I do) but I feel like I should clarify...
On the many talents of John Gibbons:
It takes true talent to make a bench look like a La-Z-Boy recliner. pic.twitter.com/809nMuDDas
— Gibby GIFS (@GibbyGIFS) August 2, 2017
On the innate abilities of our announcers to jinx situations:
#BlueJays on 2nd and 3rd and Buck and Tabby say "this is where Ryan Goins does his best work"
— Jays From the Couch (@JaysFromCouch) August 2, 2017
Infield popup.
On the less than stellar technical broadcast during Game 2:
Uh-oh, SNO commentators are threatening a clear the bench brawl with the techs if they don't sort it out. #BlueJays #rhubarb
— Dean Rivando (@drivandalism) August 2, 2017
Welcome back Buck and Pat. Appears that the technicians called time during your windup! #BlueJays
— Steve Posluns (@steveposluns) August 2, 2017
#BlueJays Rogers please buy a new tv truck with your 17% ticket increase.
— Canuckistani (@Canuckistani1) August 2, 2017
On trying to live the glory days:
Frankly I'm enjoying the bench clearing ... makes me think that I'm watching last season instead of this one! #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/w9cpwPWouq
— Allison Cutler (@Alis_DM) August 2, 2017
On the end of an era:
Are you telling me that the #BlueJays actually won a game without hitting a homer in the ninth?! pic.twitter.com/g7xDfVRU8Q
— Max (@MGLovesTennis) August 2, 2017
On Marcus Stroman in Game 2:
Angry Marcus Stroman is like watching a ninja pitcher; his stuff becomes more surgically precise and explosive without warning.
— Ari Shapiro (@ari_shapiro) August 2, 2017
On re-adjusting our expectations:
You know you've been #spoiled on #walkoff grand slams when @WayneTwentyOcho hits a solo shot and you're like oh...cool, I guess. #BlueJays
— DesignatedTweeter (@BlueJaysDT) August 2, 2017
On true facts:
Let it be known, Marcus Stroman has a better career OPS than Tim Anderson https://t.co/vFh1SvjSE1
— The_Road_Guy (@The_Road_Guy) August 2, 2017
On trades that we didn’t hear about:
The Blue Jays have traded 2017 Marco Estrada for 2015 Marco Estrada today, per sources. #SorryNotSorry
— Jackie Redmond (@Jackie_Redmond) August 1, 2017
On the things that we question:
Even Tim Leiper was confused why the pinch runner was for Pearce at first and not Morales at 2nd.
— Jays From the Couch (@JaysFromCouch) August 2, 2017
On things that actually happened on the White Sox broadcast:
Apparently people in Toronto pronounce complimentary differently. #BlueJays #WhiteSox pic.twitter.com/fW4VUNUNQj
— Carolyn (@care4volleyball) August 2, 2017
On valid questions:
Diving not in Jose's contract? #BlueJays
— Nathan Thurm (@n_thurm) August 1, 2017
On why we keep Darwin Barney around:
My seven-year-old niece on Darwin Barney: "Great hair. Even better face." #preach #BlueJays
— Renée Ardiente (@ReneeArdiente) August 3, 2017
On reflection:
Ordering then subsequently cancelling an Oberholtzer jersey.
— William (@W_McComb89) August 2, 2017
On how we all felt come August 1st, 2017:
April 2017: The new hashtag is #LetsRISE
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) August 2, 2017
August 2017: pic.twitter.com/qTq1KCrXhU
BONUS:
On the trade deadline:
Twitter: Our team is garbage.
— Andy (@_rallycap) July 31, 2017
Also Twitter: that's all we got for our garbage?
Cubs/D-Backs Rain Delay Bullpen Dance Off
Battle of the bullpens. pic.twitter.com/HQurVopmUI
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) August 3, 2017
Think I missed a Tweet? Feel free to embed it in the comments!