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Here is a comprehensive list of the best tweets from the Blue Jays series vs the Kansas City Royals:
On things that seemed funny at first but in hindsight are just glorious:
Extension talks or just what's for dinner? #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/Vq2oW07uJ1
— Scott Mitchell (@ScottyMitchTSN) September 19, 2017
On facts that fall into the “sad but true” category:
Aaron Sanchez has appeared in more @WestJet spots than he's thrown pitches for #BlueJays this year. That's so 2017
— Chris Halliday (@Chris_Hally) September 20, 2017
On the struggles of being one of the more un-popular Blue Jays journalists (side note: Buck revealed the name on the broadcast a couple days prior):
Asked Osuna before the game about his new baby i.e. if there is a name. He wouldn't have any of it. #BlueJays
— steve buffery (@Beezersun) September 20, 2017
On Darwin Barney and Ryan Goins’ adventures in the infield:
Goins and Barney treated that ground ball like a live snake. #BlueJays
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) September 19, 2017
Misspelled ironic.
— Greg Wisniewski (@coolhead2010) September 20, 2017
On their subsequent plate appearances after the aforementioned blunders:
Barney: A two run homer?
— Paul Frank (@pwgfrank) September 20, 2017
Gibby: If the bunting doesn't work, sure.
Darwin's theory is to hit home runs! #BlueJays
— Paris G (@Paris__G) September 20, 2017
Darwin Barney contains multitudes.
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) September 20, 2017
Miscommunicated grounder.
Doubled off.
Dinger.
Have I told you lately that I love you? #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/RsbDowiQs1
— Robin Cohrs (@RobinCohrs) September 20, 2017
On the risks of angering Joe West:
Never make Joe West mad... he sucks enough as it is. pic.twitter.com/5Qs69nC9ou
— (@CoronaLimeDFS) September 20, 2017
On conversations we never get to hear, but most definitely happen:
"Don't tell the others, but you're my favourite". pic.twitter.com/7sJfQ0R5ay
— Gibby GIFS (@GibbyGIFS) September 20, 2017
On our preferred endings to games:
I much prefer the Osuna/Martin "knock-knock" bit to the Osuna/Montero "this is all your fault" bit.
— Paul Frank (@pwgfrank) September 20, 2017
But I'm just one guy...#BlueJays
On the consequences of denying the Blue Jays’ player with the largest social media influence entry to your establishment:
Please know we are deeply sorry for last night and fixing the issue right now. You're always welcome at Cactus.
— Cactus Club Cafe (@cactusclubcafe) September 20, 2017
Cactus Club Manager is trying to apologize and resolve this issue. pic.twitter.com/3A0VOp1R52
— Blue Jays Bat Boy (@bluejaysbatboy) September 20, 2017
maybe he can get him into Cactus Club
— Rob Williams (@RobTheHockeyGuy) September 20, 2017
On the horrible, lengthy first half of the second inning in Game 2:
It literally went from day to night in that top of the 2nd. pic.twitter.com/Vk3UPeY49l
— Minor Leaguer (@Minor_Leaguer) September 20, 2017
On the outcomes of the aforementioned lengthy, terrible half inning:
Brett Anderson has been denied entry to the 3rd inning.
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) September 20, 2017
On things that are unfair:
I've ripped apart dozens of hats watching the 2017 Jays. Where's my viral video?#BlueJays
— Paul Frank (@pwgfrank) September 21, 2017
On helpful distractions:
The Royals have built quite a sizeable lead after 6. Here is a picture of the sky. https://t.co/MAwGMJ2RsB pic.twitter.com/CfOsNJ2tNQ
— Blue Jays (@BlueJays) September 21, 2017
On things that seemed likely to happen:
What's the over under that Zeke will hit a home run in the bottom of the 9th and the final score will be Whatever-1. #BlueJays
— DesignatedTweeter (@BlueJaysDT) September 21, 2017
And then on things that happened instead:
Raffy Lopez hits a solo HR in the bottom of the 9th to cut the deficit to it doesn’t matter. #BlueJays
— Scott Mitchell (@ScottyMitchTSN) September 21, 2017
On feelings:
Losing Meaningless September Baseball: It Stinks!™
— Tao of Stieb (@TaoofStieb) September 21, 2017
On trying new things that don’t work:
The "swing hard" against Vargas approach didn't work so they're onto "swing harder"
— The_Road_Guy (@The_Road_Guy) September 22, 2017
On making improvements:
Joey Bats: 1, Twilight Sky™: 0 #BlueJays
— alanna (@wtafbluejays) September 21, 2017
On the boredom one experiences when your team is shut out:
I hate going to a ballgame and feel like I should of brought some yarn and learned how to knit. #BlueJays #InspiringNot
— Darrell Jacques (@DarrellJac53) September 22, 2017
On outcomes that are less than ideal:
When you're mathematically eliminated from getting to .500 this season. #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/JrYMUhU16A
— Pat Borders' Chew (@PatBordersChew) September 22, 2017
On very important points:
Sure, we lost.
— Paul Frank (@pwgfrank) September 21, 2017
At least our franchise home run record isn't 37.#BlueJays
BONUS:
On Aaron Judge’s continued struggles with strike-outs:
Chris Sale joins Randy Johnson, Clayton Kershaw, and Aaron Judgе as the only players since 2000 with 300+ strikeouts in a single season
— Haaaannah (@HannahDill_12) September 21, 2017
On doing whatever it takes to improve your post season chances:
— Sarah (@Sarah_Cubs) September 21, 2017
Josh Donaldson, the lover of rules and technicalities:
@AndrewStoeten @DrewGROF Donaldson chirping the MLB Instagram account on the Pivetta catch pic.twitter.com/HHxj2BS703
— Leemo Legs (@leemolegs) September 19, 2017