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Here is a comprehensive list of the best tweets from the Blue Jays series at the dirty cheaters Red Sox:
On our newfound paranoia:
You are looking live inside the visitors' dugout at Fenway Park.
— Arash Madani (@ArashMadani) September 5, 2017
ARE THEY FIXING THE PHONES, OR BUGGING THEM, DAMMIT...??? pic.twitter.com/sUKBHTiEU0
On brainstorming penalty ideas for cheating:
Suitable punishment for Red Sox: Allow the other 29 teams to select a minor leaguer from their system.
— Tao of Stieb (@TaoofStieb) September 6, 2017
On Kevin Pillar’s continued struggles with plate discipline:
I'm not sure you need signs to strike out Kevin Pillar. You just kinda need to throw whatever.
— Paul Frank (@pwgfrank) September 6, 2017
You know?#BlueJays
On the same question we ask ourselves during every Red Sox series:
Why does Dustin Pedroia always want to hurt us?
— BP Toronto (@BProToronto) September 6, 2017
On the unfortunate ending to the 9th inning in Game 2:
"No panic" is missing a comma.
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) September 6, 2017
The length of Game 2, which tied franchise history for the longest:
Can somebody please end this?
— BP Toronto (@BProToronto) September 6, 2017
Likelier scenario for Josh Donaldson to play for the #BlueJays in 2019:
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) September 6, 2017
1) Contract extension
2) This game is still happening
Uh yes
— Brett Anderson (@BAnderson3737) September 6, 2017
How long has this game been going on for? Can you check on your Apple Watch, @RedSox?
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) September 6, 2017
(this one goes to the tune of the song that never ends)
Some #BlueJays started playing it and then they played some more, and they'll continue playing it cause they forgot to score... https://t.co/U4G0Nl7iRd
— Jordan Davidson (@jordangeville) September 6, 2017
And on John Farrell, who did not help the cause by changing pitchers at inopportune moments for no good reason
John Farrell, in his dream job, making pitching changes in the 15th and now 17th inning. This time for match-up purposes vs. Zeke Carrera?
— Arash Madani (@ArashMadani) September 6, 2017
If you ask me, Farrell making multiple mid-inning pitching changes in the middle of a 17-inning game is more egregious than the Apple watch.
— Gregor Chisholm (@gregorMLB) September 6, 2017
On karma:
This is what I get for laughing at my beat partner @longleysunsport for being on the road for extra inning games last weekend
— steve buffery (@Beezersun) September 6, 2017
And on the weird things that you think wouldn’t surprise us anymore, but still do:
In the early hours of September 6, third baseman Raffy Lopez becomes a thing. #BlueJays
— Laura Armstrong (@lauraarmy) September 6, 2017
Justin Smoak just beat out an infield grounder. It's been that kind of night. #BlueJays
— Gregor Chisholm (@gregorMLB) September 6, 2017
On Josh Donaldson’s ridiculous 18th inning ejection:
He wanted to get some sleep. Don't blame him.
— Astros Rants (@AstrosRants) September 6, 2017
I bet Josh Donaldson's already comfortably 2 Sam Adams deep at Cheers in Faneuil Hall. Smart veteran move, IMO.
— ℳatt (@matttomic) September 6, 2017
If Donaldson gets to go home, we should all get to go home.
— Laura Armstrong (@lauraarmy) September 6, 2017
On Josh’s passionate physical demonstration on where exactly the strike zone is:
How angry is Donaldson on a scale from 10 to 10 pic.twitter.com/XWoxmGmfK2
— anne (@estradabien) September 6, 2017
On things that help us cope:
Getting thrown out at second base during the top of the 18th inning makes me appreciate the nature of caskets and the ale inside them. pic.twitter.com/Rn5nFfW96x
— Ari Shapiro (@ari_shapiro) September 6, 2017
On the Red Sox’s admission of using an Apple Watch to steal signs:
— Cam Lewis (@cooom) September 5, 2017
By this logic, the teams facing Rick Porcello have been using MacBook Pros.
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) September 5, 2017
What happened to the good ol' days when teams stole signs by having a man in stands with binoculars relay signs to the dugout?
— Ian Hunter (@BlueJayHunter) September 5, 2017
It's nice someone found a use for an Apple Watch, though.
— Joanna (@HumandChuck) September 5, 2017
.@RedSox if I get 500 RTs, can you send me a game-used Apple Watch?
— BASEBALL IS BACK! (@batflippinshaka) September 6, 2017
And on how they might specifically be using the watches:
Guys, the Red Sox are at it again. They're stealing intel against Montero. pic.twitter.com/3M4f25ArMC
— Ian Hunter (@BlueJayHunter) September 7, 2017
On trying to find advantages:
The battery life of an Apple Watch is only 18 hours, so the longer this goes, the more this favours the Jays https://t.co/ayfWfC9sn6
— ℳatt (@matttomic) September 6, 2017
On Ezequiel Carrera’s continued adventures in the outfield:
For all of you looking for a replay of Zeke fielding that ball.#BlueJays pic.twitter.com/nqMsfejQe7
— Paul Frank (@pwgfrank) September 7, 2017
Zeke didn't catch that because he loves us and wants us to go bed.
— Daryl (@ateDARYL) September 6, 2017
On the ridiculousness of the weather they were forced to play in:
The only thing better than a 19-inning snoozer? September call-ups pitching underwater with a 5-run deficit and bases loaded in the 6th.
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) September 7, 2017
Carlos Ramirez, who has faced one batter, needs a tongue depressor to get the mud out of his cleats. Seriously now. #Bluejays #Jays #Redsox
— Mike Wilner (@Wilnerness590) September 7, 2017
On who we look forward to the most:
Carlos Ramirez is into the game! pic.twitter.com/VT1heFgTvQ
— Blue Jays Nation (@thejaysnation) September 7, 2017
On wonderful questions that I hope we get to ask more of:
If JD drives in our new young SS is he the Bringer of Ureña?
— Sleeve Fierce (@Lesley_NOPE) September 6, 2017
On hope for the future:
Shoutout to all the @BuffaloBisons and @FisherCats chucking up zeros in Boston tonight.
— BP Toronto (@BProToronto) September 6, 2017
On the unfortunate end result of the series:
Boston, the city where cheaters are rewarded.
— Astros Rants (@AstrosRants) September 6, 2017
On luxuries we can only dream of having:
Having really good defensive outfielders seems like fun. Natural grass in your stadium, too.
— Andrew Stoeten (@AndrewStoeten) September 6, 2017
On the pity we hope others feel for us:
Some years, I feel sorry for other teams' fans. I wonder if anyone has any sympathy for us this year.
— Tao of Stieb (@TaoofStieb) September 6, 2017
On the apparent struggles a Blue Jay can encounter with customs and immigration:
Hey Canada...I'm a slow, fat, white, ginger...so leave me alone and let me into your country
— Brett Anderson (@BAnderson3737) September 7, 2017
BONUS:
On two very good things that happened, and more hope for the future...
The Blue Jays are champions. pic.twitter.com/CnMNrTlUPw
— Dunedin Blue Jays (@DunedinBlueJays) September 7, 2017
Your Vancouver Canadians are Championship bound!!!! ⚾️ #ringchasing #gojays
— Nate Pearson (@big_nate5) September 8, 2017
You'll have plenty to argue with here, and I left many players off... but it's an early brainstorming of potential 2018 Jays MiLB rosters. pic.twitter.com/Dn0jYy7Gzg
— Jesse G-S (@jgoldstrass) September 7, 2017