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Here is a comprehensive list of the best tweets from the Blue Jays series at Globe Life Park:
On familiarites:
Enjoying a tall cold one tonight. #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/zSzoWurFD6
— Solarte’s Salsa (@kjo19) April 7, 2018
On pleasing others:
RISPY hits without home runs the baseball men will be thrilled!
— X - The_Road_Guy (@The_Road_Guy) April 7, 2018
On things we love the most about the Rangers:
I see Texas has maintained its familiar defensive touch.
— John Lott (@LottOnBaseball) April 7, 2018
You cant spell Elvis without the E.
— JD's Elbow Pad (@JDsElbowPad) April 8, 2018
On throwbacks:
Just like 'ol times pic.twitter.com/zZTQWICcyC
— Mitch Bannon (@MitchBannon) April 7, 2018
On our profound appreciation for ACEstrada:
Behold, The Amazing #MarcoTheMagician #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/he0aITCsV7
— Lil Osuna (@Danbot26R) April 7, 2018
I’d like to revise my tweet.
— Quinn (@BoBichette) April 7, 2018
On bullpen misadventures:
When a blowout turns into a save situation pic.twitter.com/DpkGLZSfKT
— BP Toronto (@BProToronto) April 7, 2018
One inning to go. We can get through this together.
— Shawn W. Smith (@shawn_w_smith) April 7, 2018
On things we’d never thought we’d hear:
Defensive Replacement Curtis Granderson
— Roy-Z ☘ (@rolewiii) April 7, 2018
On exercising our power:
As owners of the Rangers, I think the Blue Jays should force them to wear a different damn shade of blue.
— Andrew Stoeten (@AndrewStoeten) April 7, 2018
On things that are majestic and wonderful:
I just can't get over the fact that the stadium is full of very good dogs right now.
— Stacey May Fowles (@MissStaceyMay) April 8, 2018
On doppelgängers:
That feeling when Bart has foiled your evil plan ONCE AGAIN pic.twitter.com/T8wiFXKfP0
— Roy-Z ☘ (@rolewiii) April 8, 2018
On Randal Grichuk’s slump:
Apparently vision training is not the answer.
— Scott Mitchell (@ScottyMitchTSN) April 8, 2018
On longing for the dome:
Missing the warm hug of playing baseball in Canada #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/W8O8wAOfgM
— Melissa (@melissasprofile) April 8, 2018
On new trends:
Eight games in and the Blue Jays are in the top ten for runs scored, slugging, home runs, and festive dancing.
— Ari Shapiro (@ari_shapiro) April 7, 2018
On the times, that are a changing:
2017: Can't buy a hit with RISP for the life of you
— BP Toronto (@BProToronto) April 8, 2018
2018: Hit a bases loaded infield single?!
On hitting your daily step count:
Don't mind us. We're just out here doing laps.https://t.co/CtNUEPTg6Z @budcanada pic.twitter.com/lLkYKayQlh
— Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays) April 8, 2018
On silly questions:
I'm assuming that column is just "of course" written 7500 times.
— Peter Klein (@primetimeklein) April 8, 2018
On things we love the most:
I like the Blue Jays a lot but I like the stomping-on-the-Texas-Rangers Blue Jays the most.
— despacito gaston (@ruhee_) April 7, 2018
DESTROYING THE TEXAS RANGERS IS ALWAYS FUN
— Gruber's Mullet (@GrubersMullet) April 7, 2018
I like beating the Texas Rangers more than Christmas.
— Andy (@_rallycap) April 8, 2018
You know what? I'm happy for Rangers fans. After all these years, they finally have a World Series trophy...
— Paul Frank (@pwgfrank) April 7, 2018
...four hours down the road in Houston that they can look at.#BlueJays
BONUS:
— Jeff Sullivan (@based_ball) August 24, 2016
On that wild thing that happened when an eagle landed on James Paxton:
James Paxton is American now. Sorry, Canada, that's the rules. You can have him back if a moose sits on him. https://t.co/O74kicVkhp
— (16) Jesse Specolorado (@jessespector) April 5, 2018
Paxton: I have been attacked
— Cespedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) April 5, 2018
Officer: which way did he go?
Paxton: pic.twitter.com/ebRexoYgzY
On Shohei Ohtani’s hot start:
I hired Shohei Ohtani to paint my house, but he just painted the corners really fast.
— Brandon Warne (@Brandon_Warne) April 8, 2018
and on Giancarlo Stanton’s cold one:
Hey Giancarlo Stanton, whats been your approach at the plate as a Yankee? pic.twitter.com/8hoYBEy1eH
— Old Player Tweets (@OldPlayerTweets) April 9, 2018
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