Wednesday bantering

(Today’s post is mainly brought to you using the medium of Twitter)

Any day we beat the Red Sox is good. Any day we beat Chris Sale is better. Any day we ‘reign’ on the Red Sox World Series parade is magical.

The way we did it was especially pleasing; however it was a surprise for some...

Fortunately we had Kenny G to finish it off in style:

And i shouldn’t dwell on other people’s suffering but im going to leave this here:

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For a roundup of Jays organizational results and prospect performances go here

Highlight of yesterday was catcher Alejandro Kirk who went 2-for-3, solo HR (1), 2 BB at Class A Lansing. After drawing walks in his first two trips to the plate, Kirk homered to right in the 5th and added a single in the 6th. It’s the second multihit performance in five games this season for the 20-year-old backstop.

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MLB bits

Here is each MLB team’s most promising sign of hope in 2019 (hint, ours is not our hitting)

I’ll see your Teoscar Hernandez’s gaffe in LF yesterday and i’ll raise you a Marcell Ozuna:

At least he could laugh about it afterwards - along with EVERYONE else.

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Mallex Smith: ‘Its a sac fly coming towards me. An easy out. Runner on second won’t score’

Billy Hamilton: ‘Hold my Gatorade’

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You Canadians are so friendly as Joey Votto proves beyond doubt.

He gets plunked and advances towards the mound....

MLB still ain’t learning....LAUREANOPE!

What’s in the Pacific Northwest water? Some sort of magical elixir it seems and the Mariners are drinking it up:

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And to end:

Umpires get it wrong every so often and so get labelled as the bad guys.

This ump though? IS A MONSTER!!!