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The 2022 Bluebird Banter Haiku Contest

American League Wild Card Series: Seattle Mariners v. Toronto Blue Jays Photo by Thomas Skrlj/MLB Photos via Getty Images

At the end of each season, we do a Haiku contest.

The rules are: come up with a Haiku that says something about the Blue Jays.

A haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count

Rec the ones you like, and in a week or so, we’ll take the five that get the most recs and vote on which is best.

The winner gets...... nothing, except for the warm fuzzy feeling that comes from being the poet laureate for Bluebird Banter.

Make it relate somewhat towards to Jays, nothing too nasty, but have fun with it.

Something like:

Consistency thy

Name is obviously not

Toronto Blue Jays


Inches from a catch

Instead, two players collide

And the season ends

But better than that.....